You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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