Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
