I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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