Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Less talking, more tequila
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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