I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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