garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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