Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Shame - the story of my life.
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