i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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