Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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