Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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