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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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