Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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