if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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