Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It's just like the Real World with babies
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
