Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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