you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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