i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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