This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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