We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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