another moral hangover. fuck.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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