You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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