I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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