Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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