I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
