Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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