i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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