talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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