Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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