i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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