We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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