Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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