I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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