i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize