Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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