We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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