so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
this will be a night to untag.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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