She is in my trunk
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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