im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
whose parrot is this?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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