Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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