they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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