I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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