All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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