please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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