Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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