i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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