Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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