I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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