3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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