Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...

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(254): View more from Texas

I am coming home for anal

(254): View more from Texas

* a nap*

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(828): View more from North Carolina

just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.

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(813): View more from Florida

Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.

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(954): View more from Florida

We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket

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(917): View more from New York City

No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.

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(619): View more from California

Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her

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(775): View more from Nevada

I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.

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