I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
