I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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