Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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