That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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