am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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