We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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