she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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