is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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