the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So apparently I’m into choking now
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